E.K. has been watching American Idol since the 2002 episode in which Tamyra was eliminated. The night Taylor's audition aired, he declared that Taylor would win. He would like one day to be sung to sleep by either Katharine, Brooke, or Megan Joy, or perhaps all three.
Big Smooth remains convinced that Bobby Bennett's appearance in Season 5 was some sort of elaborate "joke on America" played by the show's producers. He enjoys trivia, sports, looking at Katharine, and eating cake-flavored pie. He is pretty sure he's spent more time watching and writing about Idol than anyone else in the country who has never cast a vote.
